God Hates Superheroes

Westboro Baptist Church to Protest SDCC

The Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church, which Lead by their gloriously insane patriarch Fred Phelps has made headlines for protesting funerals of American servicemen killed overseas, have now announced that they plan to protest San Diego Comic-Con…. yes really!!

They will be Protesting all the way from Thursday 22nd of july @ 13:15 all the way till Thursday the 22nd of July @ 14:00…. WAIT thats only 45 minutes!! what’s the point!! oh right the publicity! and the fact that shouting at a few thousand Geeks dressed like superheroes will only make them look like a bunch of idiots!

Here is why the church says they will protest Comic-Con:

Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent – so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry.

*sigh* I have a special place on my hate list for these idiots! you know people do a lot of evil crap on this planet, somehow i think reading comics isn’t to high on God’s shit list. if it is then the Big Guy has his priorities all wrong!

I beg anyone going to SDCC on Thursday! please find these idiots and just stand right next to them for the whole 45 minutes singing the batman TV theme tune!

hmmm just realised they only mention Superman and Batman! maybe it’s jsut DC readers that go to hell! Thank god I’m a Marvel Zombie

GS Reporter: Matt

More from the world of Geek Syndicate

%d bloggers like this: