Machete Cast Announced

Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation movie, Machete, just had their cast announced today. According to Variety, the cast will include Danny Trejo, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez, Stephen Segal and Lindsey Lohan.

Yes, Lindsey Lohan…..in a Robert Rodriguez movie

I’ve been a fan of Rodriguez since Desperado, if Rodriguez can make Trejo kid friendly….he can perform mircles for Lohan.

I’m freaking stoked for this movie.

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